SUSANNAH BRESLIN

Copywriter | Digital Influencer | Social Media

susannahbreslin@gmail.com

1. I help big companies grow global brands

2. I create killer copy

3. I make things go viral

4. I write scripts

5. I design cool products

I wrote a short story, hired a cover designer, a book designer, and a copy editor to create a slick e-book, and sold it on Gumroad using Pay What You Want pricing.

"This is one of the weirdest, smartest, most disturbing things you will read this year." -- Lydia Netzer, author of Shine Shine Shine

"Amazing and dark and sharp and hilarious." -- Clayton Cubitt, creator of Hysterical Literature

"Now, I want to go out and adopt a tumor." -- Marisa Kakoulas, creator and editor of Needles and Sins

6. I take pictures

7. I'm a media veteran

8. I've worked in TV and radio

9. I deliver the goods

"I took a peek yesterday and the calendar looks fabulous! Really funny, clever and fun! I think you really nailed the brand character."

-- Vice President, MSLGROUP, New York

10. The Old Spice Guy likes me