All The News That's Unfit To Print: 12.21.13
The year in butts. [The Cut]
8" chocolate penis filled with "perverse fluid." [United Indecent Pleasures]
One day, your iPhone will tell you if your relationship sucks. [Co.Exist]
Don't be a dirtbag. [Twitter]
Abandoned brothels are the new haunted houses. [Slate]
Danica Patrick will kick your ass. [Daily Mail]
You're doing naked social media wrong. [Romenesko]
"Deep Throat" should be in the National Film Registry. [AVN]
Al Goldstein was the anti-Hef. [Hazlitt]
"So I walked on the set, and the first thing I saw was a 50-foot yellow ass." [Vulture]
I guess she likes scallions. [Sander Dekker]
Well, this is just disturbing. [The Dish]
A clip from "Nymphomaniac." [YouTube]
Aspiring porn star, 19, gets busted. [Journal Star]
Hey, girl. [иван перец via Indie Nudes]
The human body has been fragmented. [Amazon]
NPR listeners are a bunch of perverts. [Galley Cat]
Pinsex is the Pinterest for porn. [The Kernel]
"'It's f---ing Bigfoot,' hissed Shelly. 'He's real, for f---'s sake.' Horror filled her eyes. 'With a huge c---.'" [BI]
ICYMI: What porn stars do when the porn industry shuts down. [Forbes]