All the News That's Unfit to Print: 1.4.14

Mannequin or Manson follower? [Twitter]

Just say no to boners. [Scientific American]

That girl with that butt. [NY Post]

This tree is obscene. [Romenesko]

From Pizza Hut to Porn Hut. [Used to Be a Pizza Hut]

She likes broccoli. [Darling House]

Zip it, fairy. [This Isn't Happiness]

Will Pussy Riot win an Oscar? [NYT]

Hey, girl, wash my car. [NIF]

Peekaboo Beyonce. [Tumblr]

That woman with that big butt. [Gawker]

My favorite video of the year. [Vimeo]

POW POW. [Instagram]

"All chance for romance is dead." [Jodi Taylor]

Now that's a dirty martini. [New Yorker]

You can see the whole world in her. [NOWEAR LAND]

Dr. Manny gets ill trying to get off to medical sex show. [Fox News]

Ceci n'est pas un peep show. [Laurenn McCubbin]

A brief history of the nude body stocking. [The Cut]

Nice clams. [Curbed]