Baconfest

Baconfest was a total bust. Several hundred people walking around a parking lot. Also: a climbing wall and a bouncy castle. There was not even that much bacon. I ate a "pork belly salad," which is an oxymoron and not technically bacon. I eyeballed some bacon wrapped dates but didn't bite. There was a guy dressed up like a piece of bacon, a girl in a cow suit, and some large male in a hamburgers and fries shirt that was too tight. A waste of money, time, and calories. Oh, I almost forgot. My husband had this chocolate froyo with bacon on it which was not bad.