30 Days of Fiction, Day #19: If Only These Hands Could Talk

(Inspired by a 30-day yoga challenge at my yoga studio, I'm writing 30 flash fictions in 30 days. One a day. 100 words or less. Time limit: 15 minutes. You can read all of them here.) 

WANTED: Writer's block. Poor personal judgement led me to surgically implant my eyes in my fingertips, resulting in overwhelming visions of giant letters on a near constant basis (despite blank upper-face). Immediately require shoebox-sized case of writer's block not weighing over three pounds (I'm only five-two). Payment: negotiable. (Twenty-somethings need not apply.)

Time: 4 minutes

Word count: 52