All the News That's Unfit to Print: 2/1/14
Glenn Greenwald is a porn-spy. [Techdirt]
Paz de la Huerta can't keep her clothes on. [Daily Mail]
You're a dickhead. [ZXN MXF IV]
Can't stop shopping. [This Isn't Happiness]
She cares not a turd. [Maud Newton]
"Bigger the hoop, bigger the hoe." [Khloe Kardashian]
Derek Jeter's girl. [Sports Illustrated]
Pocket porn. [NBC News]
"The breast is on television for 9/16 of a second." [ESPN]
Riley Steele skinny-dipping with piranhas. [Flabber]
Miss Piggy is a whore. [Glasstire]
Mr. Grey will see you now. [US Magazine]
David Scissorhands does Jenna Jameson. [davidscissorhands]
Rollergirl is back. [Fashion Copious]
"Officers discovered that the machines were good at detecting just about everything besides cleverly hidden explosives and guns." [Politico Magazine]
Who will be crowned Mr. Florida? [Bradenton Herald]
The 62-year-old lingerie model. [Salon]
A French woman explains nudity. [Garance Dore]
ICYMI: Confessions of a wall street gambling addict. [Forbes]
Guess who's coming to dinner. [deviantART]