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Hi Susannah,

I'll be honest; I don't think I could afford to hire you as a regular columnist for our site, but I sure would love to. A weekly column with a lot of freedom to write about your opinion on technology would be amazing. But, we are self-funded and slowly growing and not able to pay as well as some of the more well known publications you've worked for before. I've decided to fill out this form anyway because once I would know what it would cost to hire you I have something to look forward to, and maybe one day soon I could return with a solid offer. So, what would it take?

Thanks in advance,

[redacted]
Founder & CEO [redacted]

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