Failure and Other Items

I got back to blogging at Forbes, and my god what a horrendous first month. I managed to bang out five posts in the couple weeks I had access, and the traffic was horrendous. Quelle embarrassment! And look at this girl -- she's killing it! Git 'em, LRO.

I don't know what the problem is. Possible theories:

I took a year off, so now the traffic sucks for my new stuff.

I'm a bad person and am being karmically punished.

I fell back into writing for others, when I should be writing for myself.

Probably, it's this last. Nothing worse than words with no heart. July, I will crush you.

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