Loser, Baby

So far, two days, one and two, of public self-shaming have failed to prompt me to get back to writing the next short story I'm going to sell online.

Things I Did That Were Not Working On The Story

1. Went to the beach
2. Ate BBQ
3. Wrote a Forbes post about porn stars voting for Hillary Clinton and Marco Rubio
4. Slept
5. Drove around in the car
6. Did Pilates!
7. Watched the sun set
8. Thought about the story but didn't open the .doc
9. Considered opportunistic synergies
10. Bought a yak pop for the dog

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