Some Stuff I Left Out Of The Donut Burger

I ate a donut burger.

Here's what I didn't write about it:

1. I debated whether to spell it "dougnut" or "donut."

2. The walls were decorated with airplane themes: propellers, maps to make an airplane, paintings of planes.

3. The burger arrived without tomato or lettuce, because wtf would you need tomato and lettuce?

4. It was good.

5. I didn't eat all of it.

6. There's no relationship between 4 and 5.

7. I wouldn't call the donut milkshake a disappointment, but it felt like what happened was the sugar part went into the milkshake part, and then you had a milkshake with dough balls in it.

8. There were two vacuuming incidents.

9. The owner was in the back cooking burgers.

10. It was so hot outside. So hot. Really hot.

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