Don't Jizz on the Seats

The Wall Street Journal has a lively review of the new $253,242 Bentley Bentayga.

Leaving me midslide for the moment, let’s interrogate this notion of a quarter-million dollar SUV. It’s frustrating because it brings into proximity contrary notions: luxury and utility. This has real-world consequences. For example, after climbing up and down from the Bentayga a few times to take pictures, I found mud from my shoe had smooshed into the driver’s door speaker grille (from the esoteric and awesome Naim Audio company), previously pristine as sterling. I also did unspeakable things to deep woolen floor mats.

[WSJ]