Naked Sword Fight

Where do famous men go when they want to get in the news? Pantsless.

For famous guys looking to stay relevant, there really isn’t anywhere left to go. By showing off the last remaining part of themselves they’ve managed to keep hidden, they’ve thrown in the proverbial towel and joined the new starstruck, sexed-up version of feminism: Anything goes — and the first to go is your clothes.

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