ALL THE NEWS THAT'S UNFIT TO PRINT: 11.10.13

Dear Sex Worker Customer: Don't do this. Love, Your Sex Worker. [Tits and Sass]  

Photos from the heyday of New York's Area nightclub. There is a nudity. [New York

Is HBO giving you the shaft? Let's check the boobs infographic. [HBO Watch

Don't forget to wash your hands first. [The Onion

Kate Upton wears body paint, frolics. [TMZ]  

Banksy hit the Hustler Club. The subject is a "lovelorn loser." [New York Post]  

Someone got randy with the loaves at Whole Foods. My report. [Twitter]  

When paying an escort, Litecoins are the new Bitcoins. [Northern Jewels

A gay-for-pay porn star murders a millionaire, and the American dream unravels. [Miami New Times]  

The Gray Lady does not enjoy your Bob Guccione documentary. [New York Times