ALL THE NEWS THAT'S UNFIT TO PRINT: 11.16.13

Models like to flip off the camera. [Fashion Copious]

Confusing: "Paul Little Net Worth is$Billion." [Get Net Worth]

You can hardly wait for the debut of Stoyaville. [Clayton Cubitt]

Did you enjoy the XXX-mas episode of "Sports Sesh" as much as I did? [HBO]

Helmut Newton's Parisian call girl. [All Tomorrow's Girls]

"They have deemed the 'sex boxes' highly successful." [NY Daily News]

She's having a shit day, thanks. [Wheretoget]

You are a sexual deviant. [Amazon]

Waiting for Tom Ford Viagra. [This Isn't Happiness]

This guy's driving around with a giant black dildo affixed to the top of his car. [YouTube]

Apparently, "proto-pornographic" is a thing. [THR]

Renew your subscription to Girls and Corpses now. [TMN]

Social media at the New York Times is a dirty job, but somebody's got to do it. [Twitter]

Rick Ross has no time for your games. [YouTube]

Kate Upton considers dating Vincent Chase. [The Wrap]

Watch Jenna Jameson smash home surveillance cameras. [Radar]

"She was soon asked to create 1,000 'fake female profiles.'" [Above the Law]

White folks do the darndest things. [MediaTakeOut]

Yahoo is selling facial.com. [Fast Company]

William Vollmann is a drag. [NYT]