ALL THE NEWS THAT'S UNFIT TO PRINT: 11.30.13
"How did you first realize that you had a big dick?" [The Hairpin]
The mile-high club comes with a very discreet pilot. [Gizmodo]
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer [PandoDaily]
How a woman in a Nascar pit crew works out. [NYT]
This infomercial isn't selling you a blender. [Twitter]
Tito Ortiz traded in Jenna Jameson for this babe. [Instagram]
Neanderthals were swingers. [New York Post]
Stick out your tongue. [WSJ]
Car porn. [Forbes]
But who will wear the naked Oprah dress to the Oscars? [The Cut]
What condoms and fish skin have in common. [Death and Taxes]
"This is about capitalism." [The Price of Sex]
Git 'er. [GIF]
The MPAA does not like your female sexual pleasure. [Defamer]
Fuck the earth. [Craigslist]
Bands Who Posed Topless Together for Album Covers. [Daze Reader]
This is the dope game. [Newcity]
Chuck Palahniuk is a fan of Sex Criminals. [Twitter]
Japan cannot get enough of your porn. [Mike South]
Nice Face but the Cunt? considered. [Blog]