All the News That's Unfit to Print: 12.14.13
Fucking a drone isn’t like what you’d think. [Clarkesworld]
This journalist knows why strippers hate their jobs. [Slate]
You're dating a porn bot. [Pando]
The mirror has two faces and so does this guy. [Fashion Copious]
It's the scholarly journal on porn for which you have been waiting. [NYT]
How to Photoshop the Flashdance girl. [Digital Arts]
What models think. [YouTube]
The glamorous life of a porn store clerk. [Salon]
"Moral disgust has all too often been put to immoral ends." [Nautilus]
Lizzy Caplan gets hammered. [USA Today]
So much for PlayStation sex shows. [Engadget]
Walgreens stopped selling a zombie dildo. [Walgreens]
Do not invite this guy to your orgy. [WSJ]
Tom Jones interviews Kate Moss. [Playboy]
Idiot with elf ears heckles Terry Richardson. [Instagram]
ATLAS the robot is coming for your women. [YouTube]
Lady Gaga uses a scorpion as a pastie. [Karl Is My Unkle]
Well, it certainly wasn't James Deen's fault. [Radar]
This is a personal kill. [TMN]
Chanel Preston has been naughty. [Instagram]