Pimp Shoes
Finally, a sneaker made just for drug dealers, freelance journalists, and independent contractors.
In ancient Greece, prostitutes wore sandals that left the directive ΑΚΟΛΟΥΘΕΙ or "Follow Me" in their wake in order to drum up clients.
Today, gig economy workers can wear Serious Pimp's $65.99 FUCK U PAY ME sneakers to remind slow-paying substance consumers, print magazines, and lazy bosses that it's time to pay up or shut up.
A review:
"These are my favorite shoes ever. I have 3 pairs just to make sure I keep some on hand. The only thing I would like to see in addition is maybe to offer them in more colors."
Snoop Dogg is the president of Serious Pimp. Bishop Don Magic Juan is chairman of the board.
The line includes a GOOD EVENING BITCHES T-shirt ($25.99), I JUST WANNA FUCK boxers ($19.99), and Fuck You Pay Me booty shorts ($39.99).