I GET COMMENTS

"'I am a journalist.'

Apparently not. A journalist would have found out how people can become male porn stars for an article called 'How Do I Become a Male Porn Star?' Frankly, you sound like a real whiner, not a journalist. While I agree, leaving aside the whole Boy Name Sue thing, Susannah sounds more likely to be the name of a woman than a man, it seem a quibble at best. In the military and in many places, women are often called 'sir' out of respect for their rank or place in the hierarchy. To quibble that your many correspondence didn't address you precisely in the manner you would have preferred or couldn't even write correct English (a stone I would not through in the glass house of Salon) seems to completely ignore the obvious sincerity of their request. Your response? To belittle and demean their dream and to completely ignore them. 

No, not a journalist."

[Salon]