ALL THE NEWS THAT'S UNFIT TO PRINT: 12.7.13

Lil Wayne skateboards and watches porn at the same time. [Instagram]

An adult performer tests positive for HIV; a moratorium on shooting begins. [LAT]

Bloomberg's Stop and Kiss Program proves controversial. [Onion]

The fapping infographic for which you have been waiting. [Project Know]

Is that a cucumber or are you just happy to see me? [The Cut]

"Woolf of Wall Street" latest casualty of MPAA's anti-sex campaign. [THR]

The new editor of Mental Floss used to be in the smut business. [NYT]

"My porn-ness ruined my life at times," reports former gangbang queen. [Fox News]

Bruce Lee's yellow-and-black jumpsuit sells for $100,590. [WSJ]

"The Pervert's Guide to Ideology" trailer. [YouTube]

Mrs. Ice-T is getting into the sex toy business. [TMZ]

Who's that girl? [Instagram]

He thought it would perhaps be the Porn Star Life. [Arena]

Louis Theroux returns to Porn Valley 15 years after his first visit. [Documentary Jungle]

"Other jobs I’d had were physically rigorous—washing dishes, for example—and none of them paid anything compared to stripping, so how could I complain?" [Salon]

God bless America. [MoS]

Kids tell dirty jokes. [Vice]

"We are not victims, we are adventurous sex goddesses!" [Guardian]

ESPN tries not to suck. [Romenesko]

Now that's a showgirl. [YouTube]