Premature Expostulators

Yesterday, I wondered why so many of the men who email me because they want to become porn stars are from India and Pakistan, and on Facebook my author friend Michael Anania theorized:

"First, my guess is that most of these queries come from guys who haven't actually read your article...premature expostulators. Why India and Pakistan? It probably has something to do with all those bleak hours spent in the sub-erotic murmur of Help Lines pretending to be 'Tim' or 'Jonathan.' 'Tap the Ctrl button rapidly' they say, aroused by the shred of power they have, 'and tell me what happens.'"

Genius.