Kill Your Terribles

"Oops sorry. #guns #2A #target"

I have been terrible about finishing the next short story I'm going to sell online. It's really terrific, and it needs to be finished. I will finish writing it tomorrow.

How to Make Yourself Finish Things

  1. Public humiliation
  2. Shame
  3. Embarrassment
  4. Self-doubt
  5. Listicles

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