Days of Failure
Despite my public self-flagellation yesterday, I failed to work on the next short story I'll be selling online. As long as I continue to fail to do something as simple as opening up a .doc and moving around some words, I'll be publicly shaming myself for it.
Reasons I Didn't Work on My Short Story
- I was busy
- Other things happened
- I had to exercise and exercise is more important
- I feel overwhelmed
- I don't get what it's about
- The way it is is wrong and I should do it another way that I thought of but can't remember
- Short stories are stupid
- Writing is stupid
- Writing, why do I do it?
- It's about robots and I don't know anything about robots
- I don't know what the end is
- I shouldn't self-publish
- I'll do it when I'm ready
- I have to go do something else right now but I'll come back to it later
- I bet it's worse than I thought
- I'm so behind, why bother
- My mind is blank
- I'm better at non-fiction
- I should turn it into a novel
- The dog needs a walk
- I'm hungry
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