One-Word Dating Site Reviews
Tinder: Dicks.
Bumble: Betas.
Match: Maritals.
Coffee Meets Bagel: Pass.
OkCupid: Youngs.
The League: Elites.
Hinge: Yawns.
eHarmony: Serious.
Zoosk: Abysmals.
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