I Guess He Didn't Like My Podcast Idea

Hi Susannah--

Thanks for writing and thinking of us for your series idea. However, I don't think it's right for us, so we'll pass.

Best, --[Redacted]

No, Thanks

Hello,

1) We can pay you $70 for writing 1000+ words content. We will do our part by promoting your work in our social network, but If you are ready to help us in promoting your published article we will pay you extra money, that is $30 for sharing of that article, but it should get on an average of 100+ likes from your Social Networks, so for writing and marketing of the same article we will pay you to total $100. You have to share an article on your social media networks as well as in groups, if it gets 100+ likes then only will pay you $30. Otherwise, you will get $70 for writing content. In addition to this, we will also feature you in our expert's panel: [redacted]. You can promote your courses, e-book, etc. through articles by adding links to the same at the end, in the author bio section. You can write on any topic of your choice ( should be related to health or you can see the categories we have covered on our website) or let me know if you want me to suggest a topic.

2) We will pay you $10 for sharing our three articles three times in a week. The article will be on health & fitness topics, that your audience will surely enjoy reading.

Let me know in which way you want to work with us.

Looking forward to hearing from you.

I Get Email

Hello, (your site wouldn't send my message)

Would you read my novel for the price of $100? Even that's busting my balls, but I need hardcore feedback & I've been told its good, but I need it read ALL the way through. I'd appreciate you not fucking ignoring my email & consider this. I've not read TUMOR, but I blazed through your sight & you seem honest enough. Annoying, but honest. Appreciate a hasty response. Again, it's $100 to read my work & provide feedback. 

Thanks,

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Research: Learn It

Hi Susannah,

My name is [redacted] and I’m a senior at the University of [redacted] at [redacted]. I’m majoring in [redacted] and [redacted]. This summer, I’ll be an intern for Forbes--working under [redacted]. (I sent an e-mail to your Forbes account but wasn't sure which account you might check more often.)

For my final paper in [redacted] and the [redacted] class, I’m looking at Forbes’ business model, specifically the way the company allows advertisers to publish their own content directly to the website.

I’ve always enjoyed your contributions to Forbes and follow your work on Vice and other publications. I’m interested in your perspective as a Forbes contributor, but I also think your thoughts would add some great color to the topic, since the vice beat is so interesting and unusual.

Please let me know when you’re available to speak this week. I can conduct the interview on the phone, or by e-mail if you’re too busy to chat. I’m pretty much free Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday--any time of the day or evening.

I look forward to hearing from you!

[Redacted]

[Redacted]'s an asshole, I don't write for Forbes anymore, and I've never written for Vice. So no.

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