30 Days of Fiction, Day #3: Fashion Bloggers Unite!
(Inspired by a 30-day yoga challenge at my yoga studio, I'm writing 30 flash fictions in 30 days. One a day. 100 words or less. Time limit: 15 minutes. You can read all of them here.)
The fashion blogger posted a photo of herself, went in the bathroom, and cut herself. The fashion blogger opened a box from Chanel, went in the bathroom, and vomited. The fashion blogger had her photo taken on the street, went in the bathroom, and pulled out her hair. Outside, she was beautiful. Inside, she was a churning pit of fetid mud, a tangled mess of junkyard rabies and rotten yarn, the unfortunate offspring of vanity and insanity.
Time: 3 minutes
Word count: 77