30 Days of Fiction, Day #4: The Pornographer's Dilemma
(Inspired by a 30-day yoga challenge at my yoga studio, I'm writing 30 flash fictions in 30 days. One a day. 100 words or less. Time limit: 15 minutes. You can read all of them here.)
The pornographer's nightmare: He's back in grade school, and the school bully is a six-foot paper mache phallus hitting him over the head, and the porn star he shot yesterday is wearing a school girl's outfit and watching and laughing, and the teacher is Obama at the other end of the playground smoking a cigarette and looking the other way.
Time: 2 minutes
Word count: 60