The Woodsman's Dilemma

Day 9 of celibacy and I'm starting to hear colors.

— Logan Pierce (@WhoisLogan) January 9, 2014

Archer Gone Wild

The TV show "Archer" is promoting its new season by posting nude ads to Reddit's GoneWild.

[Gawker]

The Cover Strip

The next issue of V magazine features Kate Upton on the cover. It's a double cover, really. The top cover is a semi-transparent sheet with Upton's clothes on it. Peel it back, and Upton strips for you. The cover headline reads: "Why Can't Kate Upton Keep Her Clothes On?"

WWD:

"When asked about the cover’s title, i.e. why she 'can’t keep her clothes on,' the model offered: 'Because I don’t want to!'"

[Fashion Copious]

Big Bunny

Hef holds a model of the Playboy jet, 1969.

[Instagram]

I Get Email

"Hi Susannah,

My name is [redacted]. I read an article you wrote about becoming a male porn star, and was fascinated at the amount of people you contacted you about getting into the industry as a male talent. In my life I have dated two girls who have done adult films, and both dont have anything nice to say about the industry. Yet at the same time, I feel myself wanting to still get into it.

At 33 I have already lived my dream as a pro wrestler for 10 years. So now its on to another adventure. I guess I am contacting you out of curiosity. The Curiosity as to why individuals contacted you. At least from my knowledge the way for a guy to get into the industry is to have a female bring him in. Thats the only way I can imagine. Perhaps I won't hear back from you. Perhaps I will. I guess I'd like to spark a conversation on adult films and see if it sparks an idea as to how to get in as a male talent. After all, I don't believe in an afterlife, so I believe in enjoying this life, and these moments.

Cheers,

[redacted]"

Worship Me

This beautiful statue depicts the classic form of the Egyptian hippopotamus goddess Taweret. http://t.co/fcjyojwNb7 pic.twitter.com/yqMVuQ1fmA

— metmuseum (@metmuseum) January 7, 2014

Cinnamon & Lesbians

Momofuku Milk Bar -- went there last time I was in NYC: awesome -- has a new flavor of soft-serve, and it tastes like cinnamon and lesbians.

"Christina Tosi has a cross-promotional side project in the form of a new soft-serve flavor called Cinnamon and Lesbians, created with Stephen Malkmus and the Jicks, who've released a song of the same name. No one seems to be sure, exactly, what an ice cream called Cinnamon and Lesbians tastes like [...]"

[Grub Street]

Weird Shoes

From The Cut's roundup of the most torturous shoes of all time:

VirtualShoeMuseum.com

"These metallic leg-cuffs bring the cartoonish features of anime and manga into the real world. The Japanese designer’s futuristic, knee-high hooves may appear flat, but the enclosed stilts’ similarities to a chrome pipe make any ankle movement futile. Occult glamour never did promise comfort or function, did it?"

[The Cut]

Who's the Real Doll?

Porn star Jessica Drake meets her real doll doppelganger.

From the RealDoll site:

Height: 5'9" (175.3 cm)
Doll Weight: 90 lbs (+/- 5lbs) [40.9 KG]
Measurements: 35-25.5-37
Shoe size: 8-9**

Cost: $6,499

[Instagram]

This Is Business

I just got my new business cards. I ordered them from MOO. They're heavy, well-made, and cool. They arrived quickly, and I designed them online in about 15 minutes. Thanks to Len Kendall for the referral.