Musical Guest
Machine Gun Kelly opened the 2014 AVN Awards Show last weekend. He made his entrance as a dead body on a stretcher. His posse was led by a little person in a white coat, and he was surrounded a dozen gyrating girls in g-strings.
The Woodsman's Dilemma
Nice Shoes
Gun Show
Gun show, Las Vegas, NV / Photo credit: Susannah Breslin
Target
Target, Boulder City, NV / Photo credit: Susannah Breslin
Heads Up
Heads, Las Vegas, NV / Photo credit: Susannah Breslin
Don't Shoot
Shooting range, Boulder City, NV / Photo credit: Susannah Breslin
Gunfighter
Gunfighter, Boulder City, NV / Photo credit: Susannah Breslin
Las Vegas
SHOT Show, Las Vegas, NV / Photo credit: Susannah Breslin
What's Coming
Guns, East Dundee, IL / Photo credit: Susannah Breslin
Party Shoes
Archer Gone Wild
FX
The TV show "Archer" is promoting its new season by posting nude ads to Reddit's GoneWild.
[Gawker]
The Cover Strip
The next issue of V magazine features Kate Upton on the cover. It's a double cover, really. The top cover is a semi-transparent sheet with Upton's clothes on it. Peel it back, and Upton strips for you. The cover headline reads: "Why Can't Kate Upton Keep Her Clothes On?"
WWD:
"When asked about the cover’s title, i.e. why she 'can’t keep her clothes on,' the model offered: 'Because I don’t want to!'"
Big Bunny
Hef holds a model of the Playboy jet, 1969.
I Get Email
"Hi Susannah,
My name is [redacted]. I read an article you wrote about becoming a male porn star, and was fascinated at the amount of people you contacted you about getting into the industry as a male talent. In my life I have dated two girls who have done adult films, and both dont have anything nice to say about the industry. Yet at the same time, I feel myself wanting to still get into it.
At 33 I have already lived my dream as a pro wrestler for 10 years. So now its on to another adventure. I guess I am contacting you out of curiosity. The Curiosity as to why individuals contacted you. At least from my knowledge the way for a guy to get into the industry is to have a female bring him in. Thats the only way I can imagine. Perhaps I won't hear back from you. Perhaps I will. I guess I'd like to spark a conversation on adult films and see if it sparks an idea as to how to get in as a male talent. After all, I don't believe in an afterlife, so I believe in enjoying this life, and these moments.
Cheers,
[redacted]"
Worship Me
Cinnamon & Lesbians
Momofuku Milk Bar -- went there last time I was in NYC: awesome -- has a new flavor of soft-serve, and it tastes like cinnamon and lesbians.
"Christina Tosi has a cross-promotional side project in the form of a new soft-serve flavor called Cinnamon and Lesbians, created with Stephen Malkmus and the Jicks, who've released a song of the same name. No one seems to be sure, exactly, what an ice cream called Cinnamon and Lesbians tastes like [...]"
The Man with the Golden Gun
Weird Shoes
From The Cut's roundup of the most torturous shoes of all time:
"These metallic leg-cuffs bring the cartoonish features of anime and manga into the real world. The Japanese designer’s futuristic, knee-high hooves may appear flat, but the enclosed stilts’ similarities to a chrome pipe make any ankle movement futile. Occult glamour never did promise comfort or function, did it?"
[The Cut]
