Autographed Copies of Data Baby

I’ve gotten some requests for autographed copies of my new memoir, DATA BABY: My Life in a Psychological Experiment, and now you can buy signed books directly from me through my Gumroad store. In a starred review, Publishers Weekly called my book “a fascinating debut memoir” and “gripping stuff.” Kirkus Reviews deemed it “An intelligently provocative memoir and investigation.” Book Riot says it's "really, really interesting." To learn more about my experiences as a human lab rat, read my essay for Slate.

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I wrote a book: Data Baby: My Life in a Psychological Experiment. You can pre-order it on Amazon here.

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Happy Gumroad Day!

Help celebrate my seven years of being cancer-free and Gumroad’s eighth birthday, aka #GumroadDay, by buying a copy of THE TUMOR, my surreal short story about marriage, malignancies, and monsters. If you’re thinking about self-publishing, I highly recommend Gumroad. Very easy to use and sell your products!

From “The Tumor”:

“My original idea was that we take her out in the yard, and that I, an expert marksman, shoot her in the breast at the site to which she had pointed, thereby destroying the tumor. My wife remained silent but shook her head vigorously. Apparently she did not agree with this unorthodox approach that I felt would provide her with the most expedient remedy.”

Git It Lubed

I just want to know who bought this ten-foot LUBRICATION sign and what they're doing with it.

[1stdbs]

THE VIBRATING BANANA

I visited the Pleasure Chest the other day. It hadn't changed much since the last time I was in one. I asked the woman behind the counter if I could take photos. She wanted to know why. She explained that if I was going to, say, take a photo of something on my iPhone and send it to someone to see if I should buy it, that was fine. But if I wanted to take photos of -- and, here, she kind of waved her arm at the rows of porn videos, and the shelves of dildos, and the displays of lube -- then the answer was no.

SUPER WHAT HEROES?

Adult toy-maker Doc Johnson has a new line of superhero-themed dildos, Super Hung Heroes.

The lineup includes The Caped Cock (Batman: "GoodHead City needs a hero and Bruce Wang is just the man for the job!"), The Amazing Web Shooter (Spider-Man: "Peter Pecker has a sexy secret…he’s the Amazing Web Shooter!"), The Incredible Hunk (The Incredible Hulk: "After a lab experiment gone sexy, Dr. Bruce Boner can transform into a big green monster cock known as The Incredible Hunk"), and Rock Hard Man (Iron Man: "Ladies’ man? Check. Genius? Check. The man that has it all? Check!").

They're selling on Adam & Eve for $59.95 to $109.95.

TACTICAL GIRLS

Like girls? Like guns? Like girls with guns? Like sexy girls with big guns in the calendar format? Thankfully, the 2014 Tactical Girls Calendar has arrived. There are 13 months. Because that's how long the tactical girl year is.

Fill that 12" x 24" empty space on your Man Cave, garage, barracks or tent wall with 13 months of Girls With Guns.  Calendar includes the whisper-quiet AWC Amphibian pistol, the innovative IWI Tavor  battle rifle and the distance shattering .338 Lapua sniper rifle from Ashbury Precision Ordnance along with a variety of belt fed machine guns, battle rifles, AR platforms and pistols all with gorgeous models in realistic settings.

Bud likes his.