No, I Will Not Give You a Topless Haircut

Some years ago, I posted here and on Instagram about some vans parked around Burbank with signage on the side advertising a TOPLESS HAIRDRESSER. Ever since then, “topless hairdresser” is one of the more popular search terms that brings people to this site. In any case, in response to the above message that I received recently, no, I will not give you a topless haircut. Sorry to break hearts for topless haircut fans.

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My, My American Bukkake (Excerpt)

This is a panel from “My, My American Bukkake,” a comic that I made in 2002. First, I went to a bukkake porn movie shoot and took photos. Then, I ran the images through Microsoft Paint. Finally, I edited the results. The comic has been published in Headpress 23, Dirty Stories Volume 3, and Best Erotic Comics 2008. In a review of Dirty Stories Volume 3, “A Fresh Look at Porn Comix,” TIME deemed my comic a “non-fiction standout.”

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Mr. Tentacle Porn

In my latest Reverse Cowgirl newsletter, I interview “The King of Tentacle Porn.” I had a lot of fun doing this one. As someone who has seen pretty much every type of weird porn out there, I have to say this is some strange stuff. I didn’t link directly to his sites in the interview because they’re XXX, but you can find them if you know how to use Google. And don’t forget to hit the subscribe button at the bottom of my newsletter.

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More Days of Smut

Back in April, I decided I was going to write 30 flash fictions that had something to do with sex for a new project I named 30 Days of Smut. Pretty quickly, I realized I wasn’t going to complete those pieces in that time frame, so I renamed it Days of Smut and kept at it. Now I have 20 flash fictions with 10 more to go, and I’ve found this exercise to be beneficial. It’s great for silencing your critical mind and letting yourself be creative, you start doing weird things when you work within a rigid framework, and the things you can make up in your mind are pretty endless when you just keep producing. I’ll update again here when I’ve completed all 30.

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