Nice Girls Finish Last

via Kimi Knox

Thanks, Playboy

Thanks to Playboy for mentioning my groundbreaking work in the field of aspiring male porn stars.

[Playboy]

All the News That's Unfit to Print: 2/1/14

Glenn Greenwald is a porn-spy. [Techdirt]

Paz de la Huerta can't keep her clothes on. [Daily Mail]

You're a dickhead. [ZXN MXF IV]

Can't stop shopping. [This Isn't Happiness]

She cares not a turd. [Maud Newton]

"Bigger the hoop, bigger the hoe." [Khloe Kardashian]

Derek Jeter's girl. [Sports Illustrated]

Pocket porn. [NBC News]

"The breast is on television for 9/16 of a second." [ESPN]

Riley Steele skinny-dipping with piranhas. [Flabber]

Miss Piggy is a whore. [Glasstire]

Mr. Grey will see you now. [US Magazine]

David Scissorhands does Jenna Jameson. [davidscissorhands]

Rollergirl is back. [Fashion Copious]

"Officers discovered that the machines were good at detecting just about everything besides cleverly hidden explosives and guns." [Politico Magazine]

Who will be crowned Mr. Florida? [Bradenton Herald]

The 62-year-old lingerie model. [Salon]

A French woman explains nudity. [Garance Dore]

ICYMI: Confessions of a wall street gambling addict. [Forbes]

Guess who's coming to dinner. [deviantART]

$in City

Las Vegas reconsiders its nickname:

"'In Christianity sin refers to deliberate disloyalty to the divine,' Jameson said. 'Does Las Vegas foster individuals to miss the point of existence or to be separated from the living, loving presence of God more than other cities? Probably not.'"

[Las Vegas Review-Journal]

The Wall Street Gambler

I interviewed a Wall Street gambling addict for my latest Forbes post. Got a problem vice (sex, drugs, cigs, booze, gambling, etc.) and interested in being interviewed anonymously for my Forbes blog? Email me.

"How much would you estimate you’ve won and lost?

I always wonder about this. I’m quite sure I’ve lost more than I’ve won, but I honestly have no idea. I’m not sure I’d want to know. No matter what, though, you never forget the big weeks where it was almost impossible to lose."

[Forbes]

Mirror Stage

My friend Clayton Cubitt has another installment of his wildly popular "Hysterical Literature" series. Playboy considers the project in "The Case of the Missing Orgasm." The latest episode stars Marne, who is awesome. 

Casting Call

"American Hustle XXX Porn Parody" casting soon for these parts:Jennifer Lawrence, Amy Adams, Christian Bale, Bradley Cooper, & Jeremy Renner

— SMASH PICTURES (@SmashPictures) January 31, 2014

Down There

Angry Boar

"In certain corners of Manhattan, the bald look of the Brazilian has become déclassé, more suggestive of a naked Barbie doll or a reality television starlet than an organic lifestyle of cold-pressed juice and barre classes."

[NYT]

Girl Editor

After 6+ years at @TheFrisky, I finally have an office. Can finally watch @manuelferrara porn in peace.

— amelia (@xoamelia) January 29, 2014

Monkey on Her Back

[via This Isn't Happiness]

No Mo' Peep Shows

PBS

According to the Wall Street Journal, the Times Square of yesteryear is being replaced by luxury condos.

"It's been a long time since the Times Square area was better known for its porn emporiums and crime problems than as a hub for Broadway theaters, throngs of tourists and eye-popping lights and displays."

[WSJ]

Journalism Is

Nieman Storyboard's Elon Green annotation-interviewed Buzz Bissinger about "The Killing Trail."

"Journalism is fundamentally morbid. It should be morbid. Life is fucking morbid. Is there really a good journalist out there who likes the fucking sun? I will take rain any day of the week. When you get material like this you feel energized, pumped up, and you only want to go out and get more because you see the power and potential of what you might be able to do. Depressing is sitting down to write and looking at your notes and seeing the only thing you have a preponderance of is the syrup they use to make canned fruit cocktail."

[Nieman Storyboard]