Finger Job

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Mrs. Hef

Be sure to follow @CrystalHefner to get the inside scoop. pic.twitter.com/zy3ufNP7eS

— Playboy (@Playboy) February 3, 2014

The War on Women That Wasn't

Reason's Cathy Young interviewed me for a story she wrote on whether or not the internet is "safe" for women.

"Blogger and columnist Susannah Breslin often writes about sex-related matters and readily admits to getting her share of sexually abusive online comments. In an email exchange, she stated that she feels sympathy for feminist writers who have been harassed and threatened, but also believes feminist behavior is part of the problem. According to Breslin, 'Today's feminism by and large defines itself in relation to men. It's about obsessing over how men are keeping women down and about attacking men for all the wrong they do. This feminism promotes reverse sexism.' Moreover, she argues, 'Feminists are the new thought police online, self-appointed cops for what men can and can't say on the Internet. And when you establish that as your methodology, men are not going to respond well.'"

[Reason]

Nice Girls Finish Last

via Kimi Knox

Thanks, Playboy

Thanks to Playboy for mentioning my groundbreaking work in the field of aspiring male porn stars.

[Playboy]

All the News That's Unfit to Print: 2/1/14

Glenn Greenwald is a porn-spy. [Techdirt]

Paz de la Huerta can't keep her clothes on. [Daily Mail]

You're a dickhead. [ZXN MXF IV]

Can't stop shopping. [This Isn't Happiness]

She cares not a turd. [Maud Newton]

"Bigger the hoop, bigger the hoe." [Khloe Kardashian]

Derek Jeter's girl. [Sports Illustrated]

Pocket porn. [NBC News]

"The breast is on television for 9/16 of a second." [ESPN]

Riley Steele skinny-dipping with piranhas. [Flabber]

Miss Piggy is a whore. [Glasstire]

Mr. Grey will see you now. [US Magazine]

David Scissorhands does Jenna Jameson. [davidscissorhands]

Rollergirl is back. [Fashion Copious]

"Officers discovered that the machines were good at detecting just about everything besides cleverly hidden explosives and guns." [Politico Magazine]

Who will be crowned Mr. Florida? [Bradenton Herald]

The 62-year-old lingerie model. [Salon]

A French woman explains nudity. [Garance Dore]

ICYMI: Confessions of a wall street gambling addict. [Forbes]

Guess who's coming to dinner. [deviantART]

$in City

Las Vegas reconsiders its nickname:

"'In Christianity sin refers to deliberate disloyalty to the divine,' Jameson said. 'Does Las Vegas foster individuals to miss the point of existence or to be separated from the living, loving presence of God more than other cities? Probably not.'"

[Las Vegas Review-Journal]

The Wall Street Gambler

I interviewed a Wall Street gambling addict for my latest Forbes post. Got a problem vice (sex, drugs, cigs, booze, gambling, etc.) and interested in being interviewed anonymously for my Forbes blog? Email me.

"How much would you estimate you’ve won and lost?

I always wonder about this. I’m quite sure I’ve lost more than I’ve won, but I honestly have no idea. I’m not sure I’d want to know. No matter what, though, you never forget the big weeks where it was almost impossible to lose."

[Forbes]

Mirror Stage

My friend Clayton Cubitt has another installment of his wildly popular "Hysterical Literature" series. Playboy considers the project in "The Case of the Missing Orgasm." The latest episode stars Marne, who is awesome. 

Casting Call

"American Hustle XXX Porn Parody" casting soon for these parts:Jennifer Lawrence, Amy Adams, Christian Bale, Bradley Cooper, & Jeremy Renner

— SMASH PICTURES (@SmashPictures) January 31, 2014

Down There

Angry Boar

"In certain corners of Manhattan, the bald look of the Brazilian has become déclassé, more suggestive of a naked Barbie doll or a reality television starlet than an organic lifestyle of cold-pressed juice and barre classes."

[NYT]

Girl Editor

After 6+ years at @TheFrisky, I finally have an office. Can finally watch @manuelferrara porn in peace.

— amelia (@xoamelia) January 29, 2014

Monkey on Her Back

[via This Isn't Happiness]