Time for a Clean Up

15 Likes, 0 Comments - Susannah Breslin (@susannahbreslin) on Instagram: "For a clean up 🧽"

These pink vans can be seen parked around the Los Angeles neighborhood where I live. They promote various adult websites that offer various services. This one is for Topless Maids and suggests you “BOOK HER LIVE FOR A CLEAN UP !” I’m not sure how effective this marketing strategy is, but I’d like to find out.

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The Golden Hour

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I took this photo on the Chandler Bikeway in Burbank, California, a few days ago. I used my new iPhone Pro Max, which I very much love and highly recommend. I made no adjustments before or after taking the photo, other than running it through the Oslo filter on Instagram, which just amplified the golden hour a bit. Check out more of my photos by following me on Instagram here.

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Sex & Society

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My friend Valerie Baber interviewed me for her “Sex & Society” podcast. We talked about Playboy, empowerment, and porn. You can listen to the first episode here.

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Topping from the Bottom

I wrote an essay about cancer, sex, and what happens when you can’t get away from you for Roxane Gay’s Gay Magazine on Medium: “Topping from the Bottom.

“Maybe you’re getting too old for this shit. Maybe you’re not drunk enough. Maybe no matter what you do, no matter how many guys you fuck or how many times they leave you bruised, you still can’t escape yourself.”

Read the rest here.

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Kylie Gone Wild

13m Likes, 134.8k Comments - Kylie ✨ (@kyliejenner) on Instagram: "When Houston meets LA .. 💛 @playboy #ComingSoon"

Tomorrow I’ll be on “The Quicky” on the Mamamia podcast network, where I’ll be talking about Kylie Jenner’s upcoming Playboy spread. She’s on the cover with boyfriend Travis Scott, and she’s not wearing much, it seems. The images were shot and / or creative designed by Scott. I’ve written about Playboy previously, and I was a regular on Playboy TV’s “Sexcetera” for five years. I still love the brand.

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Not a Stripper

Hustlers follows a crew of savvy former strip club employees who band together to turn the tables on their Wall Street clients. The film was inspired by the article published by New York Magazine entitled "The Hustlers at Scores" written by Jessica Pressler.

Not long ago, I got an email from someone with a company that was trying to hire me to deliver a presentation. But I wasn’t sure what the company was or what the presentation would be about. We went back and forth in email for a bit, and I remained confused. So, she told me to call her. Then she explained that she works for a company that owns all the strip clubs in a major city. After a bit of back and forth, I realized that she thought I was a former dancer, and she wanted me to come in and coach the girls. “Like on etiquette and stuff,” she said. In any case, since I’ve never been a dancer, but only written about dancers and clubs, I emailed her a few names of women who are and/or were dancers and do that sort of coaching. I was never a dancer. I lacked the guts. Much respect to the girls that do.

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