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SUSANNAH BRESLIN

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I'm Only Happy When It Rains

June 15, 2022  /  Susannah Breslin

Strip club, Hollywood, CA (Photo credit: Susannah Breslin)

Check out my latest newsletter at The Reverse Cowgirl:

“They had tattoos and did crazy acrobatics and I think one girl had a tramp stamp that read FUCK YOU or maybe FUCK YOU PAY ME.”

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All the Smut That's Fit to Print

May 09, 2022  /  Susannah Breslin

Dancer with money, Las Vegas, Nev. (Photo credit: Susannah Breslin)

A couple new things:

I wrote a Forbes post about a strip club CEO:

“Pandemic? Fuggedaboutit. Two years of dark news, quarantining, and masks have resulted in a surge of consumers who want to go out and have fun. The strip club business may not be pandemic proof, but according to Langan, it’s pandemic resistant.”

I wrote a newsletter about the story behind that story:

"I had forgotten about that fact, and several other details in the piece, like the dancer who made $800 to $1,000 a night who told me: ‘I have a lot of spunk.’”

Don’t forget to subscribe to my newsletter here.

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The Hidden Pervert

April 29, 2022  /  Susannah Breslin

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My latest newsletter is out. It features the perversions of dead people’s houses. Read it here. Subscribe here.

I’d assumed the place had belonged to an older gay man who had spent his final years contentedly rendering artistic homages to the penis, but when I got to the bedroom, I realized the deceased resident had been an older woman.

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Scenes from My Life as a Sex Writer

April 17, 2022  /  Susannah Breslin

My latest newsletter is out. It features a walk down sex writer lane. Read it here. Subscribe here.

Interestingly, I’d forgotten many of the things that I’d done and which I’d referenced in the piece. That time I went to a sex dungeon in Van Nuys. That all-girl porn star orgy performance art at a downtown gallery. The ex-prostitute looking to buy the oldest brothel in the country.

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Lost Objects, the Book

March 15, 2022  /  Susannah Breslin

Some time ago, I wrote a short nonfiction story about a lost vagina for an online literary series called Lost Objects. That series is now a book: Lost Objects: 50 Stories About the Things We Miss and Why They Matter. The book was edited by series creators Joshua Glenn and Rob Walker and is being published by Hat & Beard Press. You can pre-order a copy now and / or pre-order one of the limited-edition companion posters here.

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My, My Obscene Comic

February 28, 2022  /  Susannah Breslin

In my latest newsletter, I reveal what happened when I set out to post an X-rated comic I created several years ago online: “My, My Obscene Comic.”

Well, maybe I’ll publish the comic in my newsletter, I thought. But then I started to wonder if doing so would get me banned from Substack. “We don’t allow porn or sexually exploitative content on Substack,” read their Content Guidlines, although “We do allow depictions of nudity for artistic, journalistic, or related purposes, as well as erotic literature.” So, I wasn’t sure.

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The Reverse Cowgirl Is Back!

February 10, 2022  /  Susannah Breslin

Illustration by Chris Bishop

In 2002, I launched what became an iconic blog: The Reverse Cowgirl. Now it’s back, as a Substack newsletter: The Reverse Cowgirl. Don’t forget to subscribe!

The RCB, as I referred to it, had what could be described as a prurient focus—after all, its tagline was: “in which a writer attempts to justify the enormity of her porn collection”—but it was also, as I write here, a way for me, a writer, to “share my crazy life working the sex and porn beat, from Porn Valley to the Playboy Mansion, and I was intoxicated by the opportunity that sex blogging afforded me: an uncensored venue where I could write and express whatever I wanted—without censorship.”

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How We Become Who We Are, Porn Valley Edition

October 27, 2021  /  Susannah Breslin

My latest newsletter trades in how the things that happen to us change who we are.

“As I recall it, when I asked the porn star about her background, she explained that when she was very young—a toddler, I think—her father killed her mother and then killed himself.”

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The Hand Print

September 27, 2021  /  Susannah Breslin

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Photo by me

An excerpt from my latest newsletter: “The Hand Print”:

That scene would star Jenna and a well-known male porn star named T. T. Boy, a short, pugnacious performer with a lantern jaw and a permanent scowl who reminded me of a less-bright Patrick Bateman. (“Within the business, he is known as an untiring performer,” T. T. Boy’s Wikipedia page touts. “In a 2015 interview, he stated that over the course of his career, he has slept with over 10,000 women.”) I knew who T. T. Boy was before I arrived because I had read about him in the pages of The New Yorker. In 1995, Susan Faludi had written about the suicide of a male porn star named Cal Jammer, and during her research in the San Fernando Valley, her path had crossed with that of T. T. Boy’s. In her story, she’d quoted a former male porn star who’d observed of T. T. Boy: “Basically, the guy is a life-support system for a penis.” I found this assessment to be about right. He was smaller than me, brooding, coiled as if looking for an excuse to do something to someone—it didn’t really matter what or who, whether it was fighting or fucking. Maybe it was all the same to him.

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Welcome to Fantasy Island

September 20, 2021  /  Susannah Breslin

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Image by me

My latest newsletter is live. It features Gang Bang Island, a superfreak, and what the storm took from me.

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I'm Gonna Knock You Out

September 07, 2021  /  Susannah Breslin

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Image by me

My latest newsletter features zombies, Wes Anderson, and Ali.

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The Bad Date

August 01, 2021  /  Susannah Breslin

[Image via my Instagram]

[Image via my Instagram]

In the latest installment of my newsletter — subscribe here — I wrote about a bad date and why it’s hard for me to explain what I do as a consultant to men who are not the type of men who are my consulting clients.

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The Lost Vagina

June 17, 2021  /  Susannah Breslin

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A short nonfiction essay I wrote for the Lost Objects series, “Silicone Vagina,” will be published in an upcoming PROJECT:OBJECT anthology to be published by Hat & Beard Press. The book should be available in spring 2022. I’ll post an update here when it’s available. You can read my story online here.

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tags / NEWS, BOOKS, ANTHOLOGIES, SEX, PORN, NONFICTION

How to Imagine

March 10, 2021  /  Susannah Breslin

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Photo by me

My latest newsletter is live, featuring cherry blossoms, Jesus Christ, and imagining your life. Also: Subscribe.

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Don't Write a Book

March 03, 2021  /  Susannah Breslin

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My latest newsletter is live, featuring dating, aspiring authors, and the writing of books. Also: Subscribe.

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My Book

February 19, 2021  /  Susannah Breslin

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My latest newsletter is live, featuring the difference between female writers and male writers. Also: Subscribe.

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I'm a Literary Dominatrix

February 10, 2021  /  Susannah Breslin

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My latest newsletter is live, featuring memoirs, movie posters, and mannequins. Don’t forget to subscribe.

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I'm The Fixer

January 26, 2021  /  Susannah Breslin

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New year, new things.

I have some openings in my work as a creative consultant. Book me now while the slots are available. Purchase a one-hour phone call or Zoom meeting with me on Gumroad or email me (susannahbreslin at gmail dot com) to set up a session.

I fix words. From book manuscripts to personal essays, movie scripts to television series treatments, content strategy to social media copy, I'm an expert when it comes to making your words better. My clients include Academy Award-winning directors, New York Times best-selling authors, and some of the world's biggest brands.

Whether you want to improve your writing or develop a new content strategy for your company, I can help. Get started by booking a one-hour phone call or Zoom meeting with me today! After you pay, I'll reach out to you by email to set up a session.

[Photo and illustration by Clayton Cubitt]

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2020 in Review

December 31, 2020  /  Susannah Breslin

2020 in Review. It was good, it bad, and thankfully it is almost over. Here's my year in review. A thread. pic.twitter.com/FJiljFFCcU

— Susannah Breslin (@susannahbreslin) December 31, 2020

I wrote a year in review on Twitter. Check it out here. I’m happy to be saying goodbye to 2020!

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Mannequin with Bangs

November 25, 2020  /  Susannah Breslin

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I took this photograph on my morning walk. She was in the window of a store.

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