I GET EMAIL
"Ok I'm [redacted] i want to do porn so can you help me"
$30,000 LOUBOUTINS
Just in time for the holidays, Sotheby's is auctioning off a pair of bespoke red spiked Christian Louboutin patent leather boots for a mere $20,000 to $30,000. They are literally one of a kind: "The pair of boots will be made to size for the buyer." The Global Fund to Fight AIDS, Tuberculosis, and Malaria benefit auction items were picked by Steve Jobs "spiritual partner at Apple" Jony Ive and $968,000 Lockheed Lounge chair designer Marc Newson. Other goods include a $10,000 to $15,000 George Lucas-autographed Stormtrooper helmet in its "original cardboard 'Star Wars' Stormtrooper box."
[The Cut]
PRODUCTIVITY IS OVERRATED
"Put your lack of productivity into perspective. Nobody else is getting anything done either, which explains the thriving market in time-management apps; it's like when you go into a club with a bit of paper stuck in the loos saying 'ANYONE CAUGHT DOING/ DEALING DRUGS WILL ASKED TO LEAVE', you know for a fact the place is crawling with dealers/ wasted punters and you're going to have a great night."
[wikiHow / Copyranter]
NICE REAR END
LB Performance
"Which ass?" [1013MM]
STOYA & JAMES DEEN
Stoya / Photo credit: Steven Klein
Photographer Steven Klein shot adult film star Stoya and boyfriend/adult film star James Deen for Arena Homme +. Previously, Klein shot Stoya for Richardson's A5 issue.
The text accompanying the Arena editorial begins:
"This is a story about a new kind of romance. It is a story about a pair who has fucked this way and that way with much of America watching. It is a story nonetheless of intimacy, of love declarations, of a true-life couple whose relationship has been founded in explicit overexposure."
THE TROUBLE WITH SEXTING
Porn star / Photo credit: Susannah Breslin
"My ex-fiancé, who left me at the altar and broke my heart, sends me the filthiest sexts when he’s drunk, but they are interlaced with all this emotional, super-heavy shit, too. Like, 'I remember how it felt to be deep in your mouth.' Then a second later, 'I made so many mistakes ... can we start over?' One said, 'I’ll never love anyone the way I loved you.' Five minutes later, 'Must cum in your ass tonight or will die.' I e-mailed him recently and said, 'It sounds like you have some stuff to say to me? Do you want to talk?' and he responded with something totally detached like, 'Hmm … traveling all summer but maybe in the Fall?' It’s so confusing."
[The Cut]
MISS BUTTERFLY
Jenyne Butterfly is quite possible the world's greatest pole dancer. [Nerve]
EAT ME
Behold, the Burt Reynolds eclair.
"It might be hard to believe if you weren’t a lonely housewife in the early-70s… But Burt Reynolds was once considered a sex symbol. So much so, that he once posed butt-nekkid on a bear skin rug, and the aforementioned women swooned. Now, the bear skin has been replaced with chocolate and cream, and the iconic image is now an eclair."
SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY
Fahad
Who needs Cartier when you can be Cuntier?
According to the Daily Beast:
"It all started one day in July, he said, when he was talking to a friend about a recent visit to a Cartier store. 'She was having a watch fixed and they were giving her trouble, and she was like, "Ugh, they are being cunts," and I was like, "Oooh, they are Cuntier!"'" he told The Daily Beast.
PLAYBOY OR HUSTLER?
Somebody thinks Playboy's December 2013 cover with a Playmate stuck in a chimney resembles Hustler's June 1978 cover with a girl stuck in a meat grinder.
"The 1978 cover of Hustler gained notoriety for depicting a woman like a piece of meat. The cover reads 'We will no longer hang women up like pieces of meat,' and the quote along with the depiction of a woman being made into meat was a direct response to criticism of pornography."
[BuzzFeed]
THE SERBIAN KING OF MOTORCYCLE BOOTY
Since he strapped a GoPro camera to the back of his motorcycle and started posting YouTube videos of his girlfriends' jiggling butts along for the ride, RR Marquez has acquired over 2 million views and a devoted following.
As one YouTube commenter wrote: "Serbia gave Nikola Tesla, than this channel!"
I interviewed Marquez via email about how he came up with the idea, why he think his videos are so popular, and what he's planning to add to his booty-shaking bike videos next.
What's your name?
RRale Marquez is the name.
Where do you live?
I'm from Belgrade, Serbia.
What's your job?
Working in casino as croupier.
What kind of bike do you ride?
I ride '06 HONDA FIREBLADE aka silver arrow :)
How did you come up with the idea of attaching the GoPro to your bike to shoot their butts?
My friend had GoPro on his helmet and I was in front of him riding with my gf. It was one min video but when I saw that ass bouncing on that bumpy road, I said to myself, 'this camera is going on back of my bike, no question about it'!
Were you surprised when your first video got over 500,000 views?
The first video I ever made is the most popular one, it's 'Tammy riding on motorcycle'! It was the most popular one until recently, when 'First ride with Tabitha' video gain 300k views in 2-3 days!
Why do you think the videos are popular?
It's funny thing, I was looking Tabitha video day before it went viral and it had about 1.6k views! morning after that I was looking at the number again and it was 150k or so. And I'm like 'what the hell happened to this video over night?'
I was pretty surprised when I find out that so many people like my video, didn't expected that honestly!
I think it's because girls booty is never filmed like that before. I mean it's just booty close up, and it's bouncing and it's in public! what's not to like :)
How many girlfriends do you have?
I can't talk numbers, lets just say I have a few :D
Why do you like booties so much?
Don't know, some guys like girls lips, others like girls boobs.. but I always had a special feelings for a female booty! I can just stare at it for hours and I'll still have smile on my face! :D
Are you going to do a nude ride at some point?
We did actually, I mean she wasn't entirely naked! She was wearing micro skirt, w/o panties! LOL. I was guy to tailgate that night! Some guy actually crash his car trying to catch up on us! At that point we decided to change her clothes or to get some at least :D
SHE WAS THE ONE
THE VIBRATING BANANA
I visited the Pleasure Chest the other day. It hadn't changed much since the last time I was in one. I asked the woman behind the counter if I could take photos. She wanted to know why. She explained that if I was going to, say, take a photo of something on my iPhone and send it to someone to see if I should buy it, that was fine. But if I wanted to take photos of -- and, here, she kind of waved her arm at the rows of porn videos, and the shelves of dildos, and the displays of lube -- then the answer was no.
CONSIDER THE PORN STAR
"It turned out that naked porn stars are also seen as having less competence but more sensitivity than their clothed selves. And when one actress was shown in an especially sexual pose, the trend only increased, presumably due to greater focus on her body and its pleasures. True objectification, as traditionally conceived of, just did not happen."
[Aeon via Clayton Cubitt]
BRITNEY SPEARS BODY DOUBLE
Are you 5'4"? Do you weigh 130 pounds? Are your measurements 32C-27-35? If so, Britney Spears wants you! To be her body double.
"The ad also states candidates must be female, between the ages of 21 to 33 and caucasian."
YOUR SUNDAY ZEN (#1)
ALL THE NEWS THAT'S UNFIT TO PRINT: 11.16.13
Models like to flip off the camera. [Fashion Copious]
Confusing: "Paul Little Net Worth is$Billion." [Get Net Worth]
You can hardly wait for the debut of Stoyaville. [Clayton Cubitt]
Did you enjoy the XXX-mas episode of "Sports Sesh" as much as I did? [HBO]
Helmut Newton's Parisian call girl. [All Tomorrow's Girls]
"They have deemed the 'sex boxes' highly successful." [NY Daily News]
She's having a shit day, thanks. [Wheretoget]
You are a sexual deviant. [Amazon]
Waiting for Tom Ford Viagra. [This Isn't Happiness]
This guy's driving around with a giant black dildo affixed to the top of his car. [YouTube]
Apparently, "proto-pornographic" is a thing. [THR]
Renew your subscription to Girls and Corpses now. [TMN]
Social media at the New York Times is a dirty job, but somebody's got to do it. [Twitter]
Rick Ross has no time for your games. [YouTube]
Kate Upton considers dating Vincent Chase. [The Wrap]
Watch Jenna Jameson smash home surveillance cameras. [Radar]
"She was soon asked to create 1,000 'fake female profiles.'" [Above the Law]
White folks do the darndest things. [MediaTakeOut]
Yahoo is selling facial.com. [Fast Company]
William Vollmann is a drag. [NYT]
SEX IS NEWS
On his Facebook page, Pulitzer Prize-winning New York Times op-ed columnist Nicholas Kristof wonders why there isn't more coverage of "sexuality and relationships" by news organizations. ("Don't always like the guy, but I love this," observes Salon's Tracy Clark-Flory, a friend of mine, which is how I found the post.)
Porn star / Photo credit: Susannah Breslin
The previous day, Kristof had shared a link to a New York Times article by Natalie Kitroeff, "In Hookups, Inequality Still Reigns," a thoughtful piece on why, it appears, young women are less likely to reach orgasm during one-night stands than in relationships.
"[C]ome on, Nick, raise the bar a bit higher on topics," one commenter wrote on Kristof's Facebook post sharing the link, suggesting the subject of sex was nothing more than salacious.
The next day, Kristof wrote:
I reposted a story here yesterday by Natalie Kitroeff about research on women's sexuality, and had some pushback from followers who thought the topic was beneath me, low-brow sensationalism. Hmm. Let's talk about that. Actually, I think news organizations probably should cover sexuality and relationships more than they do. These are issues that humans spend a great deal of time and worry about, and that relate greatly to happiness. If there's scientific research that can offer insights, why isn't that as important for news organizations to cover as recent events in Eritrea? I think this is completely different from the kind of celebrity sex gossip that TV spends way too much time on. But maybe I was just leering as I read it. Your thoughts?
Nearly 1,500 people liked Kristof's considered question, and nearly 250 people commented on it. Which would suggest sex and relationships deserve serious discussion. Which would suggest they deserve serious coverage.
So, perhaps you are an active reader of the reporter dedicated to sex coverage at the New York Times, or the one at the Washington Post, or the one at the LA Times. Or, perhaps you are not. Because, of course, they do not exist. Sex gets packed in with other things, to sell it to the masses. It is something we all do (fuck, that is), it is something we all share (relationships, you know), but we do not address it directly. We treat sexuality and its complexities as if we are children, hiding our curiosity, pointing and rolling our eyes. Sex? You can't be serious.
Online, it's a bit of a different story. There's Clark-Flory at Salon and Amanda Hess at Slate. They cover the sex beat -- and, at the same time, gender, culture, politics, business, science, too. In print, they have no equivalent (not that I'm aware of, at least). Too much sex makes advertisers twitchy. Newspapers have to produce a product that can be spread across the family breakfast table. Too much raciness and you risk alienating your readers. Surely, you will be accused of pandering to the lowest common denominator.
And that's too bad. By sweeping sex under the rug, the media perpetuates our ignorance of it, underscoring the anxieties around it, dooming to silence productive, interested conversations about it.
FROM PORN VALLEY TO BOLLYWOOD
Sunny Leone / Photo credit: Bharat Sikka
W Magazine has an interesting profile of Sunny Leone, who used to be a porn star and is now an actress in Bollywood: "Sunny Leone: Star of India."
Given her day job, there was a good chance that Leone could have become an instant pariah. Instead, she was offered roles in Bollywood films, an industry so prim by Western standards that for decades it discouraged onscreen kissing. Leone was baffled by this mainstream media embrace, but she went with it. She has since wrapped two feature movies and, with the exception of the occasional adult film she produces in Southern California, has left her porn stardom behind.
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